I wonder if Winona Ryder would have had half as much trouble if she'd gone into hessian specialists Saks and asked them if they could give her something to keep turnips in, instead of trying to hide all their stuff within her less-than-ample frame.

While reading the 'quest for world's funniest joke' book, I read that the 'what's brown and sticky' joke is apparently 2% funny. What about the other 98%?

Have had to abandon listening to El Ultimo de la Fila (forced upon my ears cos they remind L of Jerez) because of the arrival of Morr Music's wonderful 2-cd compilation of Slowdive covers, the other cd being some new tracks by the coverers (is that a word?). Why the BBC calls it 'experimental' I don't know. As far as I'm concerned, stuff like Oasis is experimental, their experiment being 'will the public buy this tired old arse any more?'. I think they're using Robbie Williams as a control variable.