L has a hurty leg, which will be remedied by Tesco's pretend curry - this is unrelated to the revelation that her ex-flatmate is having Botox injections. Or maybe it isn't. Maybe I shall start outlining my theory of How Everything Is Related, which may save you from the boredom of other rubbish theories such as Why Whitney Houston Is A Dalek, the grammatically incorrect How Everyone Else Are Twats and the less than scientific Buffy Hemline/Plotline Interdependency Theory.

Bugdozer was already there.