Anyway, The Strokes. I can do without their clattery old tat, thankyou very much. I'd rather listen to Dylute's thippy mewking.

We are trying to find out who keeps making that marble noise against the skirting board. It's not The Strokes, that's for sure as mustard. My money's on Sock Ghost.

Have just seen the godawful www.flashbanger.com. Rubbish!