Having realised that most of my site visitors are either a) me, or b) Googlebot, I found some stuff about Robots & Spiders & Crawlers which I have nearly read some of.

Have moved all my stuff to the 4th floor at work, next to an incredibly noisy Sun station with its 800 fans, which people have apparently been using to defrost Creme Eggs with. Ooo Return of the Jedi tonight, in which there is much not-joining of the Dark Side. According to the book, after Han Solo comes out of the carbonite his first thought is of what to have for breakfast. I bet it was two jelly babies and a mustard sandwich.