BLAM!

BBC website: "But we should not underestimate the risks and difficulties we may face against a regime that is an embodiment of absolute ruthlessness with utter disregard for human life."

But who said it? Tariq Aziz, Saddam, Bush, Blair, Geoff 'Drunken Dad' Hoon, Britney, or Tatu?

SPLAT!

New Scientist headline: "Iraq war begins by targeting Saddam"

Well I never.

POW!

Reuters headline: "Tornado kills at least six in Georgia"

Has the RAF been given its targets by US intelligence?

BOSH!